crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?|
Organised grime (crime).
crossed a jeweller and a laundry man, what would you have?|
Ring around the collar.
People who practice medicine but charge as if they know it.
could you call a highly educated and skilled plumber?|
A drain surgeon.
did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up?|
"Some day my prints (prince) will come."
did the ghost want to do when he grew up?|
He wanted to join the Ghost (Coast) Guard.
did the invisible girl want to be when she grew up?|
A gone-gone dancer.
did the laundry man say to the impatient customer?|
"Keep your shirt on!"
did the little skunk want to be when it grew up?|
A big stinker.
did the painter say to the wall?|
"One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!"