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What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish ?
He had a whale of a time !
Why did the skeleton run up a tree ?
Because a dog was after his bones !
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along ?
Because they only run a skeleton service !
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend ?
I love every bone in your body !

Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him !

How do skeletons get their mail ?
By bony express !
Why don't skeletons play music in church ?
They have no organs !
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off ?
Bone china !
Why do skeletons hate winter ?
Because the wind just goes straight through them !
What's a skeleton's favourite vegetable ?
Marrow !
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