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Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team ?
The ghoulscorer !
What's a vampire's favourite soup ?
Sharks' fang soup !
What happened to the lovesick vampire ?
He became a neck-romancer !
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail ?
I don't know but it would slow him down !
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge ?
Ghouldilocks !
Why did the vampire go to hospital ?
He wanted his ghoulstones removed !
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose ?
He was a ghoulsniffer !
What's a vampire's favourite drink ?
A bloody mary !
What's a vampire's favourite dance ?
The fangdango !
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond ?
Ghouldfinger !
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