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Why do witches scratch themselves all the time ?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches !
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat ?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen !
How can you tell when a witch is really ugly ?
When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes
Why did the witch go over the mountain ?
Because she couldn't go under it !
How do witches tell the time ?
By looking at their witch watches !
What's the best way of talking to a warty witch ?
By telephone !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?
By her suntan !
What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph ?
A witch on a high speed train !
How is the witches team doing ?
They're having a spell in the first division
Have you heard about the good weather witch ?
She's forecasting sunny spells !
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