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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches ?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them !
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building ?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway !
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard ?
To the other side !
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard ?
Tyrannosaurus hex !
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over ?
Bruce !
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor ?
Matt !
What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter ?
Dwayne !
Who did the wizard marry ?
His ghoul-friend !
How do you keep a wizard in suspense ?
I'll tell you tomorrow... !
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together ?
The smallest ones !
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