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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day ?
To prevent bat breath !
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus ?
The police made him bring it back again !
What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel ?
Bob !
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights ?
A peacelock !
What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral ?
Dead !
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus ?
All of them, busses don't jump !
What happened when the wizard met the witch ?
It was love at first fright !
What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?
He would be egg-sterminated !
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be ?
Out for the count !
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade ?
He burped 7-Up !
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