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Backgammon
Game played by pigs
Bacteria
The rear of a cafeteria
Baked Alaska
The result of global warning
Balderdash
Running away from a crazy hairdresser
Ballyhoo
A directory of well known ballet dancers correctly called 'Ballyhoo's Hoo'
Bandsaws
Blisters on guitarist's fingers
Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly
Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep
Barber's shop
A clip joint
Barefaced
Looking like a bear
Bashful
A retired boxer
Bathing Beauty
A girl worth wading for
Bathtub
Part of a fat man that never goes underwater in the bath
Beckon
Send footballer on to the pitch
Bee
A hum-bug
Beehive
What mummy bees tell naughty bees to do
Beeline
What naughty bees get at school
Beetroot
A potatoe with very high blood pressure
Belladonna
Telephone a girl called Donna
Bellicose
A warm, fat stomach
Bernadette
Set fire to your bills
Betwixt
Halfway through a chocolate bar
Bigamist
Someone who makes the same mistake twice
Big Top
Large hat worn by circus ringmaster
Bindweed
Tie up a weak person
Bird of Prey
Eagle that goes to church every Sunday
Birkenhead
Not very intelligent
Blazer
A fire that looks like a jacket
Blockade
Stop lemonade being delivered
Blood Brother
Vampire's relative
Blubber
Weeping and whaling
Blunderbuss
A vehicle that goes from Edinburgh to Glasgow taking a short cut via London
Bore
Someone who wants to tell you about himself when yu want to tell him about yourself
Boxer
A fellow who stands up for the other fellow's rights
Boycott
A small bed that's no good for girls
Brussels Sprout
An ornamental fountain in the Belgian capital
Brainwave
Permed hair
Bulldozer
A sleeping bull
Bulletin
A can of corned beef
Bunions
What you get when you cross a rabbit with a leek
Buttress
A dairy maid who makes butter
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