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Cabbage
The age of a taxi
Cabinet Pudding
School pudding made from furniture
Cactus
An overgrown pin cushion
Cagoule
Ghost's favourite raincoat
Calculate
Finish maths test ages after everyone else
Camel
A warped horse
Camelot
A herd of dromedaries
Campus
Cat that lives in a college
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people
Capstan
Put Stan's hat on
Caramel
A motorised camel
Carbuncle
An automobile with a dent in it
Carnation
A country where everyone owns a car
Carnivore
Animal that goes round in circles
Carousel
Car that goes round in circles
Carpet
Material bought by the yard and worn out by the foot
Cartoon
A song you sing in the car
Catacomb
What goes with the cat's brush
Catastrophe
The prize awarded to the top pussy at the cat show
Cat Burglar
Burglar who steals cats
Caterpillar
An upholstered worm
Cauliflower
The blossom a dog wears in his button hole
Celery
Wages paid to a gardner
Cellmates
Two germs living together
Chair
Headquarters for hindquarters
Champagne
The french for 'false window'
Charcoal
What the cleaning lady puts into the fire
Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie
Chilli Powder
Fine snowflakes
Chipmunk
A french friar
Christmas Island
Where Santa spends the Summer
Chrysanthemum
Christopher and one parent
Circumference
The knight who designed the round table
Cliff Hanger
Where a giant leaves his coat
Climate
The only thing you can do with a ladder
Cloak
The sound made by Chinese frog
Coarse fish
Bad mannered fish
Coat of Arms
Monster's coat with 13 sleeves
Cocoon
A wound up caterpillar
Coincide
The sensible thing to do when it's raining
Commentator
A talking spud
Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Conceit
I-strain
Conference
A meeting of the bored
Coward
A man who thinks with his legs
Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely heavy weights
Criminal
One who gets caught
Crossroads
Angry motorways
Crowbar
A drinking place for cows
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