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Factory
A set of encyclopaedias
Fail Safe
Safe with a broken lock
Family Tree
Place where ghouls bury each other for a laugh
Fan Belt
What a football supporter uses to keep his trousers up
Farthingale
A cheap hurricane
Fastidious
Someone who is quick and ugly
Father In Law
Dad in jail
Faucet
What you have to do when the door is jammed
Feed Back
When a vampire bites you from behind
Fertile
Tiles in a werewolf's house
Fetlock
Padlock for a horse
Fiddlestick
Something you use to play the violin
Figment
What Adam and Eve wore in the Garden of Eden
Filbert
Give Albert his dinner
Fireworks
Sack everybody in the factory
Fish Fingers
What fish have 5 of on each hand
Fjord
A Norwegian motor car
Flagstone
Stone age Union Jack
Flashback
What happens when you hold the camera back to front
Flattery
A battery that has run out of power
Flea Market
Where fleas do their shopping
Fleece
Insects that get into your wool if you don't wash regularly
Flight Deck
The pack of cards used by pilots
Flood
A river that's too big for its bridges
Fly by Night
Vampire owl
Flying Colours
Paint thrown in art lesson
Flypaper
What flies decorate their homes with
Fortune
A singing quartet
Forum
Two-um plus two-um
Forward Roll
The 3 day old sandwich pushed to the front to make you buy it
Foul Mouthed
Bad language from a chicken
Four Poster
Bedroom with 4 posters on the wall
Friend
Someone who has the same enemies as you
Frog March
What frog soldiers do
Frustrate
In the top class
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