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Sage
A man who knows his onions
Sago
How you start a pudding race
Sand Bank
Where camels keep their savings
Sandpaper
Newspaper designed to be read on the beach
Sandwich
An attempt to make both ends meat
Sapsucker
Vampire who likes fools
Satire
Telling jokes sitting on a tall stool
Saxophone
Saxon telephone
Scales
The part of a fish that weighs the most
Scotch Egg
What you get from chickens fed on whisky
Scrapbook
A boxer's diary
Scullery
Monster's kitchen
Sculptor
Someone who makes faces
Sea Shells
What you fire from underwater guns
Secret
Something you tell everybody one by one
See-Saw
What you use to cut through giant waves
Self-Control
Someone who can open a bag of peanuts and eat just one
Shampoo
A phoney smell
Shamrock
A phoney rock
Sharp Witted
Someone with a pointed head
Shop Lifter
King Kong
Shotgun
An exhausted gun
Sick Reptile
An illigator
Siesta
Car that never wakes up
Signature
A baby swan's autograph
Singing
Your bathrightS
Skeleton
A guy inside out with his outside off
Skindiver
A mosquito
Skull Cap
What a skull boy wears
Sleeping Bag
A nap sack
Slip Road
Where it's icy enough to make a slide
Snoring
Sheet music
Snow
Well dressed rain
Snowball
Formal do for snowmen and women
Snuff
No more. as in 'That's snuff, thank you, I'm full up'
Solar Flares
Trousers worn at space discos
Somersault
What goes with pepper from May to September
Sonata
Mr and Mrs Ata's eldest boy
Sour Puss
Cat that eats lemons
Spellbound
The way a dictionary is covered
Split Pea
Pea with a split personality
Sponge Cake
What jelly fish eat at parties
Springtime
The moment you sit on a drawing pin
Square Root
A diced turnip
Stabilised
A horse that's locked in and can't get out
Stale Mate
Monster's friend
Staple Diet
Eating small bits of bent metal
Steel Wool
Eating small bits of bent metal
Stereotype
Type using two fingers
Sticky Wicket
What bees leave after a cricket match
String Quartet
See Rubber Band
Suspicious Sounding
An elephant hanging over the edge of a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy
Synonym
A word you use in place of one you can't spell
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