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Where do children learn their ABC's ?
At LMN-tary school !
Father: What did you learn in school today ?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three and three are six !
Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

Mother: Freddie, why don't you want to go back to school today ?
Freddie: I can't read, I can't write and my teacher won't let me talk !

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !

"Well here is my report !"
"Well there is one thing in your favour, son. With grades like this you can't be cheating !

Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"
Mother: Let me see your report son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
Do you ever get straight A's ?
No, but I sometimes get crooked B's !
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
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