| Teacher: What a glum
face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
|Teacher: What are you
Pupil: I don't know
Teacher: But your
reading aloud ?
Pupil: But I'm not listening !
|Teacher: Can you tell
me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !
|Teacher: Why have you
got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and
out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
|Teacher: How can you
prove the world is round ?
Pupil: I didn't say it was !
Name two pronouns ?
Pupil: Who ?, me ?
|Teacher: What's an American
Indian's wife called ?
Pupil: A squaw
Teacher: That's right,
and what are their babies called ?
Pupil: Squawkers !
|Teacher: Fred, I told
you to write this poem out 10 times to improve your handwriting and you've only
done it 7 times ?
Pupil: Looks like my counting isn't too good either !
|Teacher: Fred, I'm glad
to see your writing has improved.
Pupil: Thank you
Teacher: Now I can
see how bad your spelling is though !
The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
Pupil: Mistakes !