do you call the teacher in the school who gives out forms that
you have to fill in ?|
The form teacher !
you hear about the dog who was arrested ?|
He didn't pay a barking ticket !
did the rich cat live ?|
In a mews cottage !
position did the witch play in the football team ?|
position did the pile of wood play in the football team ?|
couldn't the slow boxer get a drink at the party ?|
Because everyone beat him to the punch
was the archaeologist upset ?|
His job was in ruins !
was the butcher worried ?|
His job was at steak !
did the teacher have to turn the lights on ?|
Because his pupils were so dim !
did the French farmer only keep the one chicken ?|
Because in France one egg is un oeuf !