do golfers carry a spare sock ?|
Because they might get a hole in one !
book do you buy to teach children how to fight ?|
A scrap book !
sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?|
Gnus - readers !
sort of animal is best at getting up in the morning ?|
A Llama clock !
you have just invented gunpowder ?|
Yes, I was using some candles to light
my laboratory and it came to me in a flash !
is your other invention coming along - you know, the matches
Oh, they've been a striking success !
did the doctor take his nose to pieces ?|
He wanted to see what made it run !
is it dangerous to tell jokes to Humpty Dumpty ?|
He might crack up !
do pens get sent to prison ?|
To do long sentences !
was the parrot doing in prison ?|
It was a jail-bird !