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What
do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy
drink and your dad ?
A bottle of pop ! |
What
do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?
Collie-wood ! |
What
do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?
A cricket ball ! |
What
do you get if you cross a giant ape and a self defence class
?
Kong-fu ! |
What
do you get if you cross a jet engine and a tennis racket ?
A Tennis Rocket ! |
What
do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?
The Baaahaaamaaas ! |
What
do you get if you cross a sheep and a vampire ?
A were - wool ! |
What
do you get if you cross a King and a boat ?
King Canoe ! |
What
do you get if you cross a herb and Doctor Who ?
A thyme machine ! |
What
do you get if you cross two sailors and a bottle of HP ?
Tartare Sauce ! |
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