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What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football !
What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive scored !
What is black and white and black and white and black and white ?
A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill !
What are Brazilian fans called ?
Brazil nuts !
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?
He was the skipper !
What lights up a football stadium ?
A football match !
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !
Which football team loves ice-cream ?
Aston Vanilla !
What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?
Beans on post !
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